Karlota

Patron Saint of Internet

Die katholische Kirche hat einen neuen Heiligen: den Schutzpatron des Internets.

Und einige Filipinos beten bereits:

Heiliger Heiliger, bitte vergib meinen Nachbarn, die kein Geld haben, um Ladung zu kaufen, und immer unsere Verbindung entführen.

Oh Patron, bitte bestrafen Sie die ausbeutenden Internetprovider. Mögen Sie eine Brücke zur kaputten Internetfaser und zu den kaputten WLAN-Routern sein.

Hast du schon Gebete für den neuen Heiligen?

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Catholic Church has a new saint: Patron of internet.

And some Filipinos are already praying:

Blessed Saint, please forgive my neighbors who does not have money to buy load and is always hijacking our connection.

Oh Patron, please punish the exploiting internet providers. May you be a bridge to the broken internet fiber and to the broken wifi routers.

Do you have any prayers yet for the new saint?

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